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Tootin Tushies Farting Reindeer Ornament

It farts a christmas tune-Tis the Season to Be Jolly-Deck the Halls etc...
Batteries Included on this rooting tooting farting reindeer butt.
This Farting reindeer butt goes great with the Naughty Pull My Finger Farting Santa.
Also available is the Tooting Santa Butt Christmas Ornament. So buy one of each for a complete set.
These Tooting Tushies reindeer butt make a great Secret Santa office swap gift.

Groom Me With My Brush And Feed Me My Donut!.
See And Hear Me Trot!DescriptionSparkles, My Dancing Unicorn is the pet of your dreams! She is so full of magic, she shimmers, with a beautiful mane to brush and a rainbow light up horn that lights the way. This amazing unicorn reacts to your touch, she'll nuzzle up to you, trot on the spot or feed if you give her a magical cupcake. Sparkles loves to dance, watch her step in time to her very own music! Add some sparkle to your everyday with Sparkles, My Dancing Unicorn!.

Are you a Bernese Mountain Dog lover or Bernese Mountain Dog owner? This Bernese Mountain Dog gift will make any Bernese Mountain Dog owner laugh! Perfect gift for Birthday, Mother's Day, Father's Day, Valentine's Day, Christmas or any Anniversary..
Design reads: PROFESSIONAL HUMAN TRAINER Will train these key commands to any human: 1.Fetch me a treat 2.Pick up my poop 3.Wipe my feet 4.Rub my belly 5.Speak baby talk 6.Throw the ball 7.Give me a kiss 8.Don’t hog the bed 9.Buy me a toy.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Howdy Bitches Tshirt with funny sayings quote for just a small town girl cowgirl,cowboy back at the ranch. This is my first rodeo yall. Cute music festival tees for trippy little hippie desert chick. Lifes a dance you learn as you go.Wanna raise some hell?.
Howdy Bitches tops for bachelorette party. Cool day drinking shirts to buy me a beer. Give me sunshine and whiskey. Pour me something tall and strong. This hot mamacita needs a margarita. Alcohol you later. Tequila made me do it. I blame it all on my roots.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

BESTIE GREETING CARD - SIZE - 5x7 inches. PAPER - Ultra-smooth high-quality white velvet touch paper, Peel and Press envelope and happy face sealing sticker for the back of the envelope. Printed and made in USA..
A SPECIAL MESSAGE TO TOUCH A BEST FRIEND'S HEART - People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. The friends we keep for a lifetime grow with us through the seasons. When I needed compassion, you warmed my spirit without judgment. When I needed grace, you were a spring of forgiveness. When I needed encouragement, you reminded me of times that I blossomed. When I was about to fall, you lifted me to my feet and reminded me that true friends grow tall together. You are a friend for a lifetime..
GREETING CARD MESSAGE - People come into your life for a reason, a season or a lifetime. The friends we keep for a lifetime grow with us through the seasons. When I needed compassion, you warmed my spirit without judgment. When I needed grace, you were a spring of forgiveness. When I needed encouragement, you reminded me of times I blossomed. When I was about to fall, you lifted me to my feet and reminded me that true friends grow tall together. You are a friend for a lifetime..
ABALONE LEAF - Platinum plated. LEAF- 1.75x.75 inches. COBRA....

My name is meadow and I'll stick My neck out for you!.
I respond to sound, motion and touch with blinking eyes, head turns and fun giraffe noises..
Hold Me upside down, rock Me to sleep or make loud noises to see how I react!.

LIGHTENS NATURALLY With kojic acid, niacinamide and arbutin these powerful lightening ingredients work with synergy to make a natural lightening treatment like no other. No chemicals on your privates..
NICE TO YOUR SKIN with emollient coconut oil, your skin won't only be lighter, it will be softer and more supple. That's what makes this intimate skin whitening cream the best on the market..
PERFECT FOR SENSITIVE AREAS coconut oil keeps your skin baby-bottom soft. Use a product that you can trust won't do harm. You can use this product for just about any area of your body including underarms, knees, elbows, armpits, private parts, nipples and thighs..
THE REAL THING Years of research and testing went into creating this fantastic intimate bleaching cream. Once you've given it some time to work, you will be glad you decided to try Bleach My Butt..
THE DO ME GUARANTEE If you don't experience significant lightening, with Bleach My Butt, just contact us and we will refund your money without any need to return your opened bottle..

Design.Whether your office chair needs some extra support, or you want to decorate your couch with your favourite food, our Butt Pillow Collection has what you're looking for!.
To help you avoid the urge to constantly be ordering pizza for every meal, may your interest you in a pizza butt pillow?.
Our Butt Pillows have a soft removable outer case (yes, they're washable!) and a foam insert..

Awesome gift for Dad Or Father who loves his beard. - Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty T-Shirt. It's funny present for your family (daddy, pop, poppy, grandpa, uncle, brother, papa, friends and family) celebrate Father's, Christmas, Birthday Day Party.
Funny Dad Joke Quote Gift Tee Shirt - Touch My Beard And Tell Me I'm Pretty! Complete your gift with clothes ( hat, socks, hoodie, belt, socks ), decorations and accessories or present (necklace, gloves, earrings, coffee and beer mug, keychain )!.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.