Best You Suck At Parking Cards

My Driving Scares me Too Bad Driver Road Rage Funny Warning Car Sticker Decal

  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers..
  • BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how you feel about their shitty driving skills..
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift..
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional..
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Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel the Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers With Funny Notices. Gag Cards Are Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers

  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!.
  • EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips..
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!.
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens..
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Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Total Annihilation Edition 50 Pk 5 x 10 Sayings Perfect for Shaming Drivers Funny Road Rage Revenge Gag Gift Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty

  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if....
  • BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how....
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send....
  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this....
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer....
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Attention You Really Suck at Parking Business Cards Pack of 100

  • Tell somebody just how much of a jerk they are for parking in a handicap space..
  • You will receive 50 cards per order at the size of 3.5" x 2".
  • These cards can insult or educate... depending on how the other driver feels to take it..
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Cards Against Humanity: Your Dumb Jokes • A Pack of Blank Cards for Your Own Terrible Ideas

  • Contains 50 blank cards: 40 white and 10 black..
  • Add your own confusing, alienating inside jokes..
  • Includes instructions for writing cards that don't suck, which you will almost certainly ignore..
  • This is an expansion pack. Requires Cards Against Humanity..
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I suck at Brackets Basketball Madness College March Brackets T-Shirt

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  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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PAUTO-P Double Garage Parking Aid-Parking Ball Guide System，Parking Assistant kit Includes a retracting Ball Sensor Assist Solution.A Perfect Garage Parking Indicator

  • A PERFECT GARAGE PARKING INDICATOR--Every time you use our parking assist system to stop quickly, say goodbye to parking troubles and protect your car!.
  • MAKE PARKING FUN--when the windshield of the car hits the ball, please stop immediately ! Even at night, the bright yellow ball is easy to see! Also,You can knead our fun balls to relax and relieve stress.
  • If you have children, the kids will definitely play with our cute parking ball..
  • EASY TO INSTALL--Hang the rope on the celling with hooks and use the clip to adjust the string to approxmate height you would like,ensure proper parking distance in the garage after installation ,remove the car from the garage..
  • WIDELY USED - Suitable for all vehicle and garage types Our parking spaces are equipped with adjustable clips for all types of cars..
  • WOORY-FERR PURCHASE - Our parking assist ball has a variety of cute expressions that can make the garage parking from anxiety to fun.If you have any questions ，We must provide you with a satisfactory solution ..
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Amiss Flashing LED Stop Sign for Garage Parking Assist, Parking Stopper for Garage, Garage Car Stoppers Indicator, Parking Sensors for Vehicles, Bumper Guards Aid, Car Exterior Accessories (1-Pack)

  • A PERFECT GARAGE PARKING INDICATOR--Every time you use our parking assist system to stop quickly, say goodbye to parking troubles and protect your car!.
  • MAKE PARKING FUN--when the windshield of the car hits the ball, please stop immediately ! Even at night, the bright yellow ball is easy to see! Also,You can knead our fun balls to relax and relieve stress.
  • If you have children, the kids will definitely play with our cute parking ball..
  • EASY TO INSTALL--Hang the rope on the celling with hooks and use the clip to adjust the string to approxmate height you would like,ensure proper parking distance in the garage after installation ,remove the car from the garage..
  • WIDELY USED - Suitable for all vehicle and garage types Our parking spaces are equipped with adjustable clips for all types of cars..
  • WOORY-FERR PURCHASE - Our parking assist ball has a variety of cute expressions that can make the garage parking from anxiety to fun.If you have any questions ，We must provide you with a satisfactory solution ..
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Don't Be Meme - Hilarious Family Friendly Caption Card Game with Hysterical Consequences - Perfect for Family Game Night Fun

  • ... families, kids, adults, teens, tweens, and everyone in between. Featuring age appropriate toilet humor and funny innuendos, it will be enjoyed across generations. Perfect for family game night or for kids to play with friends..
  • EVERYONE WILL LAUGH THEIR BUTT OFF: Compete to make the funniest meme by pairing caption cards with images. Each round, the judge picks their favorite caption and crowns a winner aka the GOAT. The GOAT draws an action card that will have your group hurting from laughter..
  • HYSTERICAL CONSEQUENCES: Compete to make your family and friends do silly things like suck their thumb, purr and lick their paws, or sing baby shark for the group. Game night, dinner time, play time, recess, weeknights, and weekends will never be the same. You won’t even remember what a TV, phone, or computer is..
  • WHAT’S INSIDE: Endless fun with 468 cards: 78 large Image cards (5” x 7”), 340 Caption cards, and 50 GOAT cards. Printed on premium card stock and stored in a rock solid box. Infinite combinations and consequence cards make the game replayable for eternity. Ages 10+ / 3-20 players / 30-120 minutes of typical gameplay..
  • THERE’S MORE?! Not only do we make games for the family, we also make party games for adults and fun games for couples. Check....
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