Best Witty One liners

Guess How Much I Love You

This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one.
Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket.
112 pages Simple prompts make it easy to express yourself.
Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift your loved one will read again and again.
Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose!.

This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one.
Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket.
112 pages Simple prompts make it easy to express yourself.
Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift your loved one will read again and again.
Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose!.

Great for any adult who loves apparel with cool graphics, funny sayings, sarcastic jokes, witty quotes, or fun kids level humor..
Officially crafted for Minted Myth. Grab one for yourself or a friend. Makes a cute gift idea for a birthday or stocking stuffer for Christmas..
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Includes one humorous dirty Christmas card with matching envelope. Card measures 5" x 7".
Surprise them with hilarious holiday Christmas tree illustration that reads, "Merry Christmas You Fuck.".
Blank inside for creative and fun personalization..
Show your compassion, or lack of it, and witty humor that you share with the ones you love..
Sleazy Greeting cards are designed, printed, and packaged in the USA on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish..

Enlist Wizards, Warriors and other skilled allies in your epic quest to recover your kingdom's Wand.
Over 15 unique characters, all with witty dialogue.
Battle against elves, bandits, sorcerers and monsters using powerful weapons and magic.
Maneuver quickly in the heat of battle with intuitive one-button commands.
Get back into the action wherever you left off with save-any-time and an easy-to-navigate interface.

This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one.
Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket.
112 pages Simple prompts make it easy to express yourself.
Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift your loved one will read again and again.
Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose!.

This little book contains fill-in-the-blank lines describing some aspect of your affection for a loved one.
Hardcover with removable clear plastic jacket.
112 pages Simple prompts make it easy to express yourself.
Just complete each line and voila: you have a uniquely personal gift your loved one will read again and again.
Make it as mushy, racy, or witty as you choose!.

Great for any adult who loves apparel with cool graphics, funny sayings, sarcastic jokes, witty quotes, or fun kids level humor..
Officially crafted for Minted Myth. Grab one for yourself or a friend. Makes a cute gift idea for a birthday or stocking stuffer for Christmas..
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.