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I love fucking you...oppps I mean I fucking love you.... a funny, naughty and sexy birthday, anniversary or valentines day card for your lover..
Printed on 300 gsm card and professionally printed on 100% recyclable card stock..
Blank inside allowing you to write your own message..
Fast delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee. Thank you for taking the time to read this listing..

WATCH OUT, I'LL FUCKING HUG YOU. Get ready 'cuz I'm going to swoop in for a squeeze any second now..
VERY BEST QUALITY: this pair of Blue Q Women's Crew Socks is woven from 67% soft, luxurious combed cotton, 30% nylon for strength, and 3% spandex for long-lasting fun. Imported. They measure 12.75"h x 3.25"w..
ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Fits women's shoe size 5-10..
EASY CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
GIVE BACK: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They're good people doing great things around the world..

I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?.
Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun..
One Size Fits Most: Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Left & right leg-specific socks. Design appears on the outside of each leg..
Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Border. They're good people doing great things around the world..

Material:High-quality Stainless Steel (don't tarnish, don't rust, and don't change color).
A great gift for son or daughter - Come with CJ&M brand gift box. Ready for giving.
This item comes hand stamped as shown to say "Drive safe because your Mom fucking love you".
Keep your loved one safe by reminding them each and every time they start the car, how much you fucking love them!.
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I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?.
Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun..
One Size Fits Most: Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Left & right leg-specific socks. Design appears on the outside of each leg..
Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Border. They're good people doing great things around the world..

❤Drive Safe Key Chain for Boyfriend Husband❤- Engraved “Drive Safe Because I Fucking Love You”. Keep your loved one safe by reminding them each and every time they start up their jeep or car or truck, how much you fucking love them!.
❤Premium Material❤- Made of high quality 316L stainless steel, it is lead free, nickel free and hypoallergenic, it doesn’t rust, change color or tarnish. We use double-circle rings to connect the key chain and charms so that they will never fall off or break. YES NEVER..
❤Package Content❤- It comes with a pack of professional jewelry polishing cloth, an after-service card and your jewelry in a bag, ready for gifting..
❤100% Risk-Free Satisfaction Guarantee❤- We are confident with our products quality while still offering an 100% risk-free satisfaction guarantee, place your order by confidence right now!.
❤Size❤- Key chain Dogtag pendant length 1.57inches(/40mm) width0.98inches(/25mm).
keyring diameter: 1.18inches(/30mm). Manual measurement allows for errors, thank you!.

CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! Cover says: Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There. - Sometimes it's unavoidable that we couldn't greet a friend or family on time. For those moments here's a humorous Belated Happy Bday notecard to give..
JUMBO SIZED - This 8.5 x 11 inch belated Happy Birthday features a silly adult humor that will surely make any receiver forgive you for greeting him or her late. It's never too late to greet someone a Happy Bday. Pair this large card with a wonderful present so you're sure your late greetings is forgiven..
BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - It's better late then never, right? Pen a sweet and heartfelt bday greeting in this oversized greeting card. No need to explain why you're late what's important is the warm and sincere bday sentiments that's expressed in writing. A simple but truly meaningful gesture that anyone will love..
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.

INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! COVER SAYS - Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There..
SIZE - You'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope. If you can't think of the right words to explain why you forgot someone's bday then let us do the talking for you. This belated bday gift will surely make your receiver smile..
BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - No excuse is needed when your bday celebrant reads this awesome belated b-day greeting message. An elegant card with a wild and humorous message. Perfect for adults who just love jokes and cursing language..
The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.

INSIDE MESSAGE READS: I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. Happy Fucking Birthday..
SIZE - Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap..
Perfect, humorous stationery for writing Birthday wishes.
ships with envelopes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a high gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface..
SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..