Best Satirical Writing

Xeric Trappist-1 NASA Edition Deep Space Purple

On the Ptolameic Watch, the sun is on the minute hand and the moon is on the hour hand and we are the center of the solar system once again..
Features a 38mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a Bird-of-Prey cruising through space. It's just as 'IH as it is quv! Officially Licensed by CBS Consumer Products..
Features a 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass. No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement. Water resistant - not waterproof. Not for use during The Fish Slapping Dance. Officially Licensed by Monty Python..
Features a 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but what about when somebody's a real stinker? This shirt says it all so you don't have to!.
Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many put-downs you only need to point!.
Features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase..
100% Cotton and available in multiple sizes. See sizing chart in images for info..
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January-December 2022 (Bonus spread for SeptemberDecember 2021).
Part satirical send-up, part loving homage, Star Trek: Cats is total catnip to Star Trek fans.
Generous grids for adding appointments and reminders.

Republican, Democrat, Independent let them know where you Stand. Whether it's a serious Statement or Satirical point of view we've got it..
A Super Comfortable Short Sleeved T-Shirt Made with a Soft 5.6 Oz Pre-Shrunk 50% Cotton/50% Polyester Blend with a Traditional fit. Our T-shirts set the Standard for a Standard Tee.
Extra Stuff to know: Shoulder to Shoulder Taping, Double Stitched Sleeves, 1x1 Rib Seamless Collar and a Tearaway Label.

These new-fangled super-strong mints will put that needed pep in every retiree's step. Officially Licensed by Vaga..
Contains 1 tin of sugarfree breathmints. No aspertame. Kosher, sugarless and gluten free. Each reusable metal tin is 1 3/4 x 1 3/4 x 3/4 inches..
Perfect for gift baskets, stockings, parties and more. Keep your breath minty fresh with these surprisingly strong mints!.
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Features images of Bob Ross and his work. Soon, you'll be quoting the tranquil artist, himself: "Some days everything just works for you. Everything you touch works." Officially Licensed by Bob Ross Inc...
Each hardcover memo pad is full of hundreds of colorful self sticking sheets. You can write a note on these stickies and post it anywhere!.
Book measures 3 1/4" x 4 1/4" and will fit in your purse or back pocket. Great for home, the office, for friends, your boss, or coworkers..
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In many ways we feel like Lincoln, though not quite as tall. And that's why we put such care and pride into our Abraham Lincoln Little Thinker doll. Abe stands a towering 12 inches tall and sports his trademark stovepipe hat..
He's well constructed with exacting attention to every detail. They just don't make Republicans like they used to. Thankfully, we do.Ê.
Our dolls of famous figures, politicians, artists, scientists, and philosophers are educational, fun, and seriously cuddly! They make a great accent to any bed, bookshelf, or couch..
Approximately 11" tall. Comes with a removable tag with a portrait, quotes, and achievements. Great for parents and children, home and school, students and teachers, you name it!.
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