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Ptolemaic Universe Model Astronomy Unisex Analog Watch

On the Ptolameic Watch, the sun is on the minute hand and the moon is on the hour hand and we are the center of the solar system once again..
Features a 38mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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On the Ptolameic Watch, the sun is on the minute hand and the moon is on the hour hand and we are the center of the solar system once again..
Features a 38mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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This watch tells Earth time in Klingon numbers and the second hand is a Bird-of-Prey cruising through space. It's just as 'IH as it is quv! Officially Licensed by CBS Consumer Products..
Features a 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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Watch John Cleese distort himself as the hours pass. No taxpayer money was used to develop this watch. Quartz movement. Water resistant - not waterproof. Not for use during The Fish Slapping Dance. Officially Licensed by Monty Python..
Features a 33mm diameter face, genuine leather band, and Japanese quartz movement..
Battery included, and comes boxed in a beautiful tin display case..
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A rose by any other name would smell as sweet, but what about when somebody's a real stinker? This shirt says it all so you don't have to!.
Never again waste your breath on a mountain of mad flesh when the Bard put down so many put-downs you only need to point!.
Features some of the Bard's most piercing turns of phrase..
100% Cotton and available in multiple sizes. See sizing chart in images for info..
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Wit's End is a challenging and entertaining trivia and brain-teasing game that will test your knowledge and engage how you think through some fun problem-solving..
Answer questions in four mind-challenging categories as you work your way to the center of the board. Think laterally and wrap your mind around a TEASER, deduce the ODD-1-OUT, figure out the SEQUENCE, or try your luck in the WILD CARD category..
The questions are packed with trivia, riddles and brain teasers on history, current affairs, popular culture, geography, science, arts and more..
So think hard and have fun being at your Wit's End! Play as individuals or in teams. For 2-6 players/teams. Ages 16 to Adult..
An Award Winning Board Game that is great fun for Party Night, Trivia Night or Family Game Night! A classic to add to your game collection. SCROLL DOWN TO SEE MORE IMAGES, DETAILS AND DESCRIPTIONS..

January-December 2022 (Bonus spread for SeptemberDecember 2021).
Part satirical send-up, part loving homage, Star Trek: Cats is total catnip to Star Trek fans.
Generous grids for adding appointments and reminders.

A nurse thank you gift to express your gratitude, wish them a happy nurses week or send a simple note..
A school nurse, nicu nurse, er nurse or staff nurse will appreciate the sentiment and simple design of this greeting card..
We produce luxe, heavy weight cards using premium white stock and richly printed ink color..
Card is 4.25 x 5.5 inches, blank inside and includes a sturdy, recycled kraft envelope..
Packaged in a clear cello sleeve to ensure your gift is protected..
Modern Wit is a small business in northern IL. Our products are designed and printed in the USA..
Shop our entire collection of greeting cards in the Modern Wit Store..

Republican, Democrat, Independent let them know where you Stand. Whether it's a serious Statement or Satirical point of view we've got it..
A Super Comfortable Short Sleeved T-Shirt Made with a Soft 5.6 Oz Pre-Shrunk 50% Cotton/50% Polyester Blend with a Traditional fit. Our T-shirts set the Standard for a Standard Tee.
Extra Stuff to know: Shoulder to Shoulder Taping, Double Stitched Sleeves, 1x1 Rib Seamless Collar and a Tearaway Label.