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Even though all my co workers call me a crazy hippie, there are just some things I cannot live without. Well, I probably could, but I choose not to.....
Even if it is just a little homemade foundation, mascara, and eyebrow filler. Some things are more priority than others, or for me, priority comes....

Squeaky shoes run true to size (alligator sole).
please use my size chart below. DO NOT use the "size chart" link that Amazon provides..
Here are my sizes (inside sole length): Size 3 - 4-3/4 inches, Size 4 -5 inches, Size 5 - 5-1/4 inches, Size 6 - 5-1/2 inches, Size 7 - 5-3/4 inches,....
Also, ignore the words "little kid" and "toddler" in the drop down menu. Amazon automatically adds them and they are misleading. Size 3 is my smallest....
The squeakers can be removed and reinserted as desired..

5 things you should know about my wife She was born in December, She is my queen shirt, spoiled, husband, wife, crazy, perfect, stubborn, Yes, freakin', awesome, property, Yes I'm a spoiled husband, sorry, ladies, wife, husband, boyfriend, girlfriend.
This shirt "5 things you should know about my December wife" great for husband from wife, husband shirts from wife, husband shirts from wife funny, shirt for husband from wife on valentine's day, christmas, shirt for husband birthday, wife's gift.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

My Hero Wears Combat Boots I Call her Mom. My mom in the Military makes her my hero. Combat boots is my mom's favorite shoes. Military mom design.
Many kids call their parents heroes. But when a kid thinks their mom is a hero because she wears combat boots, that makes it very special. My Mom My Hero kids design.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Package includes 1 Pet Scarf with saying: "My Mom/Dad is Single ". funny dog bandans for your lovely dog cat puppy..
Material: polyester fibre. All products are made in a smoke free environment and easy to wash..
Size: 70cm (27.6inches) * 35cm (13.4inches). For Pet Neck Size Up To 21 inch. Suitable For Most Medium And Large Dogs..
The greatest joy a dog brings to people is that when you pretend to be crazy at it, it doesn't make fun of you, it goes crazy with you.dogs are not only our best friends, more like family, accompany with us around. Get this bandana for your pets to make him or her pretty..
The pet bandana will come to you nicely packed in a bag, which is strictly protected from any damage during transportation..

I Asked God For A Miracle He Sent Me My Freaking Sexy Girlfriend She Has tattoos And She Drives Me Crazy Falling In Love With Her I Had No Control Loving Her Is My Perfect Choice Mess With herI Asked God For A Miracle He Sent Me My Freaking Sexy Wife.
A great idea for his birthday, her birthday, Mother's day, Father's day, Christmas, for your husband, son or brother who is a great dad, birthday shirt for dad, perfect shirt for dad from daughter son and wife, unique gifts for men, wife, daughter.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Package includes 2 Pet Scarf (White/Black) with same saying: " Have You Seen My Balls？". funny dog bandans for your lovely dog cat puppy..
Material: polyester fibre. All products are made in a smoke free environment and easy to wash..
Size: 70cm (27.6inches) * 35cm (13.4inches). For Pet Neck Size Up To 21 inch. Suitable For Most Medium And Large Dogs..
The greatest joy a dog brings to people is that when you pretend to be crazy at it, it doesn't make fun of you, it goes crazy with you.dogs are not only our best friends, more like family, accompany with us around. Get this bandana for your pets to make him or her pretty..
The pet bandanas will come to you nicely packed in a bag, which is strictly protected from any damage during transportation..

MY LITTLE PONY PAPER PLATES FOR KIDS - The My Little Pony unicorn print on these kid-friendly Glad for Kids paper plates is designed to make mealtime fun for everyone.
MICROWAVE SAFE PAPER PLATES – Heat up your favorite leftover foods in the microwave using these microwave-safe paper plates for kids. Unicorns unite!.
CUT RESISTANT AND SOAK PROOF CUTE PAPER PLATES– Whether you want to cut up your kids' food into smaller bits or if your kid is an aggressive utensil-user, you can trust that Glad for Kids paper plates will hold up without the risk of liquids soaking through.
EVERYDAY PAPER PLATES FOR MY LITTLE PONY FANS – Your favorite My Little Pony fan will be ready for magic during mealtime with these safe and sturdy plates.
8.5 INCH PAPER PLATES – This 20-count pack of kid-friendly paper plates includes disposable paper plates that measure 8 1/2 inches, making them the perfect size for meals, snacks, and more.

A super cute and funny dog, dog meme tee for any dog lover, dog owner or crazy dog person! Get your paws on this humorous puppy love, free puppies, mother of dogs tshirt and you'll be the coolest dawg in town. If you long for the free puppies van to come take you away, then you need this zainy I love dogs, crazy dog lady, vans t-shirt. Available in other truck designs too, for whatever vice you happen to have!.
Featuring a super funny image of a "free puppies" van, with the words "how I would get kidnapped", this paw-some I love my dog, free puppies van, dog face tshirt will give you some real doggy style! Wear this hilarious dog breed, my world revolves around dogs, how I would get kidnapped t-shirt to show the world that cute puppies are your true weakness! Check out our other zainy dog tee designs for more awesome apparel!.
Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.