Best Funny Clean Knock Knock Jokes

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

No ordinary guest book, Knock Knock's throne-room tome offers provocative prompts and ample doodle space to help your guests express themselves for posterity.
Who hasn't had a deep thought on the can?.
Includes one (1) padded 8.5 x 5.5-inch hardcover guest book with gold foil stamping on cover, satin ribbon page marker and 112 fill-in pages.
Because everyone poops, gift books are easy to wrap and ready to give at a moment's notice, and dads love dad joke books - or so they tell us.
Unique housewarming gift or hostess gift that'll becomes a one-of-a-kind keepsake and conversation starter.
Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up.
our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.

Harness The Power Of The Checkbox For Effective Communication With Knock Knock Nifty Notes, The Original Checklist Memo Pads.
Wtf Notes Put The Words You Want Right At Your Fingertips! Find The Joy In Befuddlement And "What The" Moments.
Nifty Notes Are An Excellent Source Of Irony, Funny Office Gifts For Coworkers And Gifts For Adult Family Members, Too.

CREMA ARC KNOCK BOX – Enjoy making your espresso and make clean up a breeze with Crema’s Arc Knock Box. The Arc allows for a speedy clean up so you can get back to enjoying your coffee faster. Simply remove the lid, knock away, and close back up for a no mess puck removal. Our knock box is perfect to store by your espresso machine and holds 12-16 pucks..
STRONG & STURDY – The ABS molded body is stain resistant and the bottom of the base has a non-slip rubber foot. This ensures that your Arc with stay in place under pressure of ground removal. The removable crossbar is stainless steel lined with silicone to provide a firm knocking surface that won’t damage your portafilter and helps eliminate spills..
STYLISH & FUNCTIONAL – Add a stylish touch to your countertops with our all-natural black walnut wood lids while keeping discarded pucks out of view. Its sleek and modern design works well with many home styles and décor. The Arc has front and rear vent openings that allow for steam and air exchange. This is to help with moisture control all while the lid is in place..
CARE INSTRUCTIONS – Our modern knock box is simple and easy to clean. We recommend hand washing the body and the removable cross bar and to clean the lid, wipe with a slightly da....

With Knock Knock's original Apology Nifty Note, the difficult, awkward act of apologizing is made easy. By simply filling in the blanks, you can "say" you’re sorry with a memo.
Includes one (1) sorry note memo notepad, 4 x 5.25-inches, 50 sheets each.
Defuse conflicts among coworkers and friends with a humorous apology note that explains you will not do it again.
Modern-day etiquette for the masses from the makers of the WTF Nifty Note.
Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else we can think up. Our mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.
50 Pages - 10/12/2010 (Publication Date) - Knock Knock (Publisher).

... NON-SLIP BASE: Our espresso puck knock box has a non-slip base so it doesn't move around. These coffee boxes are esthetically pleasing next to expresso accessories or anything in the kitchen. There is also a line of padding in the inner wood box..
EASY TO CLEAN: This coffee ground dispenser large is very easy to clean. The location of the knock bar is great because it ensures there won't be any spilling..

...he odor might persist. A knock box traps the bad smell while storing old coffee grounds..
Easy to Maintain: Knock boxes are essential espresso accessories, and they require minimal maintenance. Yes, you do need to wash them every once in a while. But, they are very easy to clean, so you don’t need to give it much effort..
Strong Stability: The knock box features a non-slip rubber pad on the bottom to stabilize the knock box and reduce noise, prevents sliding and won’t scratch kitchen countertops..
High Quality: Rubber bar can be removed from its plastic holder for emptying and cleaning. The bar comes out easily for fast cleaning. Rubberized knock bar won’t dent or scratch your portafilter and helps eliminate spills, it keeps The Portafilter Safe..
Perfect Size: The knock box is wide opening could prevent coffee grounds from splashing all around. The capacity is large enough to hold a decent amount of coffee pucks that you don't have to empty it too often. Small size and compact can to be stored under almost every espresso machine..

Why be direct? Passive-aggressive notes get your point across slyly.
Reclaim your right to throw a fit at any age with this expressive pad.
Equally effective as a full-blown hissy fit!.
Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up.
their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.
50 Pages - 12/31/2015 (Publication Date) - Knock Knock (Publisher).

These days, mental wellness is all the rage. And while therapy is always a good idea, it's not nearly as convenient (or affordable!) as this do-it-yourself pad. Whether you're feeling bummed out, anxious, or even well-adjusted, it will help guide you toward deeper self-knowledge, and never charge a copay.
Includes: one (1) 6 x 9-inch note pad, 60 sheets.
Funny notepads for friends and family who aren't perfect.
Funny desk accessories for work from home!.
Knock Knock is an independent maker of clever gifts, books, and whatever else they can think up.
their mission is to bring humor, creativity, and smarts to everyday life.