Jerky Advent Calendar Featuring \Ho-Ho-Holy Cow\ Artwork – Includes 25 Delicious Bites of Beef Jerky – Festive Flavors Like Whiskey Maple, Birch Beer & More
- MOO-RY CHRISTMAS! Santa Cow is comin’ to town, and he’s bringing with him 25 delicious jerky bites to help count down the days ’til Christmas. He’ll probably need a little help, though. Have you ever tried opening an advent calendar without opposable thumbs?.
- TIS THE SEASON FOR SEASONED MEAT! From Ghost Pepper to Sarsaparilla to Root Beer Habanero and more, our Jerky Advent Calendar is a festive feast of merry meats that will last all season long..
- ANTICIPATION YOU CAN EAT. It tastes as good as it looks, and we ensured it looked delicious by commissioning custom artwork: ‘Ho-Ho-Holy Cow’ as depicted by cows..
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